#012803

If at first you don't succeed, go home and watch TV. Don't be so hard on yourself, maybe basket weaving just isn't your thing.

#012802

Take the time in school to learn a foreign language. I, myself, squandered the opportunity and only really began to regret it yesterday when I pooped an Omega, the 24th letter of the Greek alphabet. How many other letters and symbols have I pooped in the past and not even realized it? Makes you think.

#012801

Two wrongs don't make a right. It must take more wrongs than that. I'm not sure exactly how many, so just keep making wrongs until it all evens out.