Tuesday, 28 January 2014
Take the time in school to learn a foreign language. I, myself, squandered the opportunity and only really began to regret it yesterday when I pooped an Omega, the 24th letter of the Greek alphabet. How many other letters and symbols have I pooped in the past and not even realized it? Makes you think.
Sunday, 5 February 2012
Monday, 16 January 2012
Sunday, 18 December 2011
It can be busy at the bank this time of year, people need to extend their lines of credit to buy the gifts that TV and radio are telling them their loved ones really want. Get yourself to the front of the line by wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. People are more than eager to get out of the way or even leave the bank completely. It just sends the message you're in a hurry and need to get skiing and shooting.